The following is a public service announcement:
Hey kids. Maybe that last post got you really hungry for baked apple chips. Maybe you dug into your produce drawer, pulled out some Empires, and are ready to make some magic in the kitchen.
During this process, you’ll need to slice your apples pretty thinly. That may require the use of a mandoline slicer. Your slicer should come with a food holder that functions as a barrier between your hand and the extremely sharp blade.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, USE IT.
Or you may lop off the tip of your finger like I did. [insert eyeroll here]
If you make your husband use it, you need to as well.
Your digits will thank you.
That is all.
Except to tell you I’m okay. It wasn’t a huge deal, but it could have been.