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While I Was Out Shopping – Gifts That Didn’t Make the Cut

Posted by Wombat Central on January 3, 2017 in Christmas, Gift giving, Shopping |

Happy New Year! Another holiday season has come and gone, and with it the Christmas shopping tension I vow to alleviate each year. I make every attempt to get things done early so I’m not out with the last-minute Lucys of the world. Thing is, there’s invariably something I need during that final week before the black-belted big guy swings through town. And let’s be honest:  I’m kind of a last-minute Lucy in general. But! When the crunch is on, I motor through. I just get in, get out, and snap pictures of the ridiculous on my way.

I consider it a public service to my two readers.

You’re both welcome.

 

Lip balm flavors from hell in 3-2-…

lip-balm-flavors-from-hell

I once dated a guy whose breath smelled like dill pickle. Maybe this was the reason?

 

 

The only words I noticed were the three at the top of this package:

she-has-wind

They might want to rethink that text layout.

 

 

When did wine purses become a thing? Are there whiskey purses or schnapps purses? Is wine the only beverage Klassy enough to warrant a designer carrying case that coordinates with your shoes? Also, is there a model with a long straw?

wine-purses

Winepurse. When a flask just won’t do the job.

 

 

Let’s face it. These people are out there, and some of them really need to be told about themselves. I’d like one I can propel to that woman sitting in her car doing God knows what while you’re waiting for her parking spot. This is for you, “I might be taking a good long time adjusting my seat belt or maybe I’m just sorting through my entire purse right now” Lady.

you-drive-like-an-ahole

 

 

In case you’re stumped for inaugural gift ideas (the mirror is a nice touch):

all-about-me-notebooks

 

 

I just… uh… wow.

asian-statues

They’re staring again. Hold me.

 

 

To be sure all those drunk dials aren’t misunderstood:

drunk-platter

It’s always cocktail hour somewhere, right?

 

Until next time, happy shopping!

 

 

 

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